One time I walked into a…

One time I walked into a gas station acting like an undercover cop.

I asked to buy some smoke and told him I forgot my wallet and ID (i had apple pay tho). I asked him if I can just get it this time so he called his manager.

His manager came and just said tell me your birthday and it’s fine and I just responded “ummm ok never mind keep it” and walked out.

The expression on their faces was hilarious, they thought they fucked up real bad 😹